1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,675 "The next morning, Ginger returned to that edge, 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,678 "waiting, hay gnashing between her teeth. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,430 "As she raised the gun, she measured the weight 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,683 of her heavy body against the promise of a final end." 5 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:25,734 Okay, so your story was in the style of Sylvia Plath, 6 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,528 and it was about... 7 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:29,613 Suicidal horses. 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,490 They were horses! 9 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,492 That explains so much. 10 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:38,622 Okay, I was a little thrown off because Ginger had the gun. 11 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,751 And Piper worked at the travel agency. 12 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,003 -Right. -Great. Nice work, Maya. 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,214 We are done for today. Good. 14 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,091 -That was fun. -Good shit, Grg. 15 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,301 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Spooner, is that my watch? 16 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,387 Yeah, you gave it to me the other night 17 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,972 when we were partying, and I taught you how to reset 18 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,682 your phone's ringtone to something cool. 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,725 There is no way I would have given you that watch. 20 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,020 That's Spooner's watch. 21 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,981 So, I'm giving it to Spooner right now. 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,652 Let's get some beers. Yay-yuh! 23 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:09,861 I still want it back. 24 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:12,322 -Oh. -Hey, did you see Tommy today? 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,574 No, I didn't. 26 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,825 Thank you. 27 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,702 I didn't hate class today, Mr. Russo. 28 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,745 Oh, thank you, Ronni, that's very kind-- 29 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,498 -Now, she's gone. -She's right. I peep a new swag. 30 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,375 Well, got a solid eight hours last night. 31 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,626 Well, you don't have to be shy. 32 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,503 You either got something or you gave something. 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,382 I wasn't getting or giving. Just sleeping. 34 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,009 -Well, keep it up, shawty. -Okay, Eva. Bye. 35 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,556 Rooster! 36 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,973 Tommy! You weren't in class. 37 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,101 Yeah, sorry, I had an emergency. 38 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,352 Oh. What's going on? 39 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,438 Didn't think you'd ask a follow-up. 40 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,607 -Learn to lie, young man. -Okay. 41 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,570 Madam. 42 00:01:51,652 --> 00:01:54,573 I thought you'd enjoy a hot cup au chocolát. 43 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,783 Are you insane? We're at work. 44 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,536 Why not just get a neon sign that says, "Cristle put her finger in my butt." 45 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,622 -That was your finger? -Greg, join us. 46 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,915 Take it. Say they're both yours. 47 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,793 Go. 48 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,170 These are both mine. 49 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:11,423 Okay. Quick question about your former spouse. 50 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,550 How would you introduce Elizabeth? 51 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,554 Ah, well, she definitely doesn't like it when I call her "my ex," 52 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,599 but "my former wife" sounds like I killed her, 53 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,060 so I usually just go with Beth. 54 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,436 Nice podcast, Greg. 55 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,271 I just meant, how should I introduce her tomorrow? 56 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,399 We're planning the dedication ceremony for the Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center, 57 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,901 which apparently is a part of my job. 58 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,611 -Mm. -Moving down my list, 59 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,490 would you say that Elizabeth is a relentlessly aggressive predator 60 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,700 who will stop at nothing to get what she wants? 61 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,577 That can't be on the list. 62 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,037 He thinks she's coming for his job. 63 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,331 Oh, she would make a great college president! 64 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,749 Hello? 65 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,085 Nope, not this college. 66 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,546 Her name should be on the student center. She raised all the money. 67 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,548 But this Green Initiative of hers... 68 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:56,176 Now, the lights go off in every academic building 69 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,929 automatically at 7 p.m.? What are we, Quakers? 70 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,889 Is that something they do? 71 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,101 Look, if Beth wanted your job, I wouldn't know. 72 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,520 Since our split, we really haven't been in contact. 73 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,730 So, she made it impossible to be close? 74 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,734 You made it impossible to stay close. 75 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,278 Let's not do the microexpression, please. 76 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,030 And if you must know, yeah. 77 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:20,075 I think that Beth tried to keep it civil 78 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,828 so we could continue to hang out as a family. 79 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,746 -But I couldn't do it. -Why? 80 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,998 -A number of reasons. -Name them. 81 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,917 -He doesn't wanna name 'em. -Don't talk for Greg. 82 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,252 I don't want to name 'em. 83 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,962 Fair enough. 84 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,464 Ah, one down. 85 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,883 Wow, two hot chocolates. 86 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,885 -Yeah. -What are you hiding? 87 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,934 So weird. 88 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,425 Why did you drag that lame picture 89 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:20,385 -all the way from Florida? -I don't know. 90 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,471 Just makes me happy when I look at it. 91 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,139 Well, as an art historian, 92 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,100 if you paid more than $10 for that, you got ripped off. 93 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,519 Ouch. Your mom is coming this weekend. 94 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,063 I will keep her entertained. You don't even have to see her. 95 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:36,318 Actually, I was thinking that it might be fun for the three of us to hang out. 96 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,527 Really? 97 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,738 -Mm-hmm. -I mean, the last few times 98 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,823 I've seen you guys together since the split 99 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,325 have not been super smooth. 100 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,452 -I know, I know, I know. -And no judgment. 101 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:47,162 Well, there shouldn't be judgment. 102 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,457 You burned down your house, and I just said mean things to my ex. 103 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,750 Wow. 104 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:52,918 I think I might be ready. 105 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,419 Then you should go for it. 106 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,255 I'm trying to figure out a way to broach the topic with your mom. 107 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,132 How do you spell "whazzup"? 108 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,635 -Jesus Christ, give me that. -Okay. 109 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,345 Before you send anything, run it by me first. 110 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,679 -Yeah. -Whoa, whoa, don't call-- 111 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:05,889 Hi, Mom, it's me, 112 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,307 -on Dad's phone. -Oh, come on... 113 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,100 I was just thinking, 114 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,561 I think you should stay at his house this weekend. 115 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,897 -What are you doing? Don't-- -No, I know. 116 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,526 He is like that. 117 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,694 No, the room isn't available. Don't. 118 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,197 -Just hang it up. -She wants to talk to you. 119 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,365 Be cool. 120 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,536 -Whazzup?! -No. 121 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,955 Hi. Yeah. 122 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,500 Yes, I think I can not be weird. 123 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:34,543 Okay. 124 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,627 Bye. 125 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,547 Well, not if I see you first. That-- No. 126 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,631 Bye. 127 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,096 Whazzup? 128 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,139 And although Stalin and Lenin 129 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,058 both had different approaches to governing, 130 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,018 they did still share the same tomb. 131 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,229 Now, that's an odd couple comedy that I'd pay to see. 132 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,733 Professor Bates, can I have a word? 133 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,402 -Oh. -Of course. 134 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,444 We were just wrapping up, anyway. 135 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,405 Spokoynoy nochi, everybody. 136 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,574 Spokoynoy nochi. 137 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,619 -After you. -Thank you. 138 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,704 Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,458 You need to stop sending me eggplant emojis. 140 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,211 Oh, you mean aubergines? 141 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,755 What? I didn't even put the little water drops afterwards. 142 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,592 -'Cause I'm a gentleman. -We are never having sex again. 143 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,719 Agreed. Because we didn't have sex. 144 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,596 -We made love. -Gross. 145 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,056 Oh, for fuck's sake! This shit again? 146 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,058 These are everywhere. Do you know who's doing this? 147 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,436 I don't, I wish I did. Then I would thank them. 148 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,856 'Cause it's like a little sign telling me to stay away. 149 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,069 The one good thing that came from us sleeping together 150 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,988 is that I have clarity. 151 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,909 I'm sorry if what I'm about to say makes you sad, 152 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,620 but when we were together, I felt nothing. 153 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,247 -Oh. -Yeah. 154 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,500 I'm over you. 155 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,142 -Pants off. -Okay. Just me? 156 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,111 Elizabeth Stoddard is a philanthropist, 157 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:31,034 a pioneer in corporate gender equality, and an accomplished CEO. 158 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,954 Or should I say She-E-O? 159 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,956 Oof. 160 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,500 My wife wrote that. She's not here. 161 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:42,879 We're so glad that Beth could join us for one day, and one day only. 162 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,341 Without further ado, Elizabeth Stoddard, class of '89. 163 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,555 Thank you so much, President Mann, 164 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,307 for those kind words. 165 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:58,228 And thank you all for being here to welcome me, I guess, 166 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,606 to my student center? Crazy, right? 167 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,275 I kinda thought my name would be bigger. 168 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,527 Who do I talk to about that? 169 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,945 I forgot how good she is at this. 170 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,363 Dad, I'm right here. You're screaming. 171 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,865 -How am I screaming? -Stop. 172 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:16,830 Which is why I am really looking forward to being on campus much more frequently, 173 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,456 -so that I can help lead our university... -What the-- 174 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,832 -People can see you. -...toward the future. 175 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,043 With the Green Initiative, Ludlow is on track 176 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,089 to be the first ever passive-energy campus in all of New England. 177 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,882 It's very excit-- 178 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,263 Come on. Turn that off. 179 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,681 -I'll wait. -So disrespectful-- 180 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,765 It's your phone. 181 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,644 It's your phone. Get your phone out! 182 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,022 -Oh, shit, it's my phone. -It's your phone. 183 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,567 Okay, I got it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 184 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,985 Student changed my ringtone. 185 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,822 So, as I was saying, when we considered redesign-- 186 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,158 -Holy mackerel. -Oh, my God. 187 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,784 Turned it off. 188 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,161 -Great. -Go for it. 189 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,000 It's just so nostalgic being here. 190 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:08,214 Have you ever gotten high and gone skinny dipping in Cabot Fountain? 191 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,340 What? No. 192 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,885 -Me neither. -Maybe we could do it 193 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,887 together as a family. 194 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,680 Hey, Rooster! What up, bro? 195 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,766 Hey, Pig Guy! 196 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,268 Oh, tell Spooner he needs to change my ringtone back. 197 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,478 Ah, I got you. 198 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,314 His nickname is Pig Guy? 199 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,192 -No, it's much worse. -The kids call you Rooster? 200 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,195 Yeah, some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character. 201 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,614 No way. That's hysterical! 202 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,157 I don't think it's that hysterical. 203 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,410 Mom, brace yourself, but Dad's kinda hot shit around here. 204 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,162 -Stop it! -Seriously! 205 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,331 The other day, I'm pretty sure I caught him on a walk of shame. 206 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,415 -Oh. -What? 207 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,665 -Tell me everything. -No, no, no, no, 208 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:44,709 we're not gonna talk about that. 209 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:45,877 Notice how he's not denying it? 210 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,879 Mm-hmm, and also, see how he's blushing. 211 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,589 No. 212 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,758 I gotta go teach Yonic Modernism. 213 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,843 I gotta go meet with Walt so he can drag me around 214 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,553 -to the trustees. -Wait a second. 215 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,931 We have to have a little family fun night, yes? 216 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,558 -My schedule is packed. -Oh, Mom, come on. 217 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,268 I will let you tell me about hairstyles that don't suit me 218 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,520 because of the shape of my face. 219 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,814 -Not a bob. Never forget. -Sure. 220 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,816 I'm not letting go until you say yes. 221 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,567 -Sure. -Yes! 222 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,737 -Cool. Cool. -That was too big a reaction. 223 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,489 -I am sorry. -Okay, bye. 224 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,075 -Wanna walk me to Walt's? -Sure. 225 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,538 -Hello, Mo. -Ah, you're home! 226 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,331 Shoes off, Prince Harry. 227 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,918 Christ, it's not a fucking dojo, is it? 228 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:31,214 How was it? I wanna hear every detail. I mean, the Big Apple. Wow, never been. 229 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,258 Sorry, you've never been to New York? That seems impossible. 230 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,468 That seems anti-Semitic. 231 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,303 How was the interviews? 232 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,389 Oh, yes. How were the interviews? 233 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,058 A whole car ride, nothing came up? What did you talk about? 234 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,810 Talked mostly about his book. 235 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,978 But honestly, 236 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,396 -I think I nailed 'em. -Yes! 237 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,022 -I was in the zone. -Nice! 238 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,567 I was actually in the zone myself this weekend, writing. 239 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,986 We already moved back to you? 240 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,446 It's called a conversation, Mo. Sort of ebbs back and forth. 241 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,198 -Does it? -Yes, it does. 242 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,368 Do you wanna come help me unpack? 243 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,787 "Unpack" means sex. 244 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,665 I probably would have got that one, yeah. 245 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,877 I have office hours in like 20 minutes, so... 246 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,753 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 247 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,797 -Alright. -No. Yeah, totally get it. 248 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,007 Yeah, okay. 249 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,261 Are your feet bigger than when you came in? 250 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,388 Okay, alright. Cheers, then. 251 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,556 Fucking shit. 252 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,309 Bye. 253 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,936 He'll be gone at least an hour. 254 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,771 That's more than enough time for us to change the locks, 255 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,064 have him out of our lives forever. 256 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,316 I'm begging you. 257 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,151 I would still have to see him on campus. 258 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,320 Come here. 259 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,823 Fuck that guy. 260 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,743 Yes, fuck that guy. Yes! 261 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,578 -There they are. -Ah. 262 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,997 -Elizabeth, great to see you. -Sir, nice to see you. 263 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,082 -Won't you come in? -Thank you. Excuse me. 264 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,959 First, sign here. 265 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,045 -Uh-huh. -'Kay. 266 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,964 Mr. Russo, before you go, I need a signature from you as well. 267 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,090 Okay. 268 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,344 Holy moly. 269 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,846 Just a form saying you'll be more professional at work. 270 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,848 -Ah! Mm. -Initial here. 271 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,016 -Here? -Mm-hmm. 272 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,184 This one? 273 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,394 And here. 274 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,854 -Oh, thank you. -Thank you. 275 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,316 Dylan Shepard, Dean of Faculty. 276 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,401 -Dean of Faculty? -Mm-hmm. 277 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,654 -Great. -Well, just temporary. 278 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,156 Unless Riggs has to be unplugged or something. 279 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658 Wouldn't that be tragic? 280 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,451 Well, it is nice to see a woman 281 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,496 in a position of power at this school. 282 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,999 In fact, wouldn't it be great to have a woman in this office, someday? 283 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,002 Absolutely. 284 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,464 Elizabeth, Dylan will have to be your escort this afternoon. 285 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,424 I'll be dealing with our hockey coach 286 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,053 who is struggling through some alcohol issues. 287 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,056 Actually, he just switched to Michelob Ultra, 288 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,642 which we're choosing to believe is a terrific sign. 289 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,477 Someone should still probably keep an eye on him. 290 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,312 -Not it. -Oh, Greg. 291 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,690 -What? -Could help Coach? 292 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608 -Oh. -He was a minor league hockey player... 293 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,735 -Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap. -...when we first met. 294 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,070 Oh. 295 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,530 Isn't that interesting? 296 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,367 Because Greg told me that he did not like hockey. 297 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,536 I said it's not my thing. 298 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,746 What I forgot to say was "anymore." 299 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,667 I used to like hockey. Now, I don't. 300 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,751 I saw you at a game. 301 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,753 You don't need to weigh in here. 302 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,214 Okay. 303 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,342 Yes, I should have said that I like hockey. 304 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,761 But I didn't because 305 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,640 I'm a little bit of an introvert. And a liar. 306 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,101 Well, we could definitely use your help. 307 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,313 I... 308 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,065 You always used to do this. 309 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,692 -Come on. -Stop. 310 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,322 Ah, alright, yes. Fine, I will help. 311 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,906 -Great, settled. -Great. 312 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,325 -We should get going. -Let's get going! 313 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,827 -Alright. -I will see you later at the house. 314 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,203 I will see you later, Coach. 315 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,747 Oh. 316 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,415 What? 317 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,626 I'm going to go and get myself some lunch. 318 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,962 It's only like 10:30. 319 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,839 Betrayal makes me hungry, Greg. 320 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,841 Alright. 321 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,232 Wait! You there. 322 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,442 Halt! 323 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,156 Hey, hey! 324 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,621 Somebody stop them! 325 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,317 No. 326 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,489 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 327 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,117 Hi. I'm Sunny. 328 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,201 Right. 329 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,870 Don't I know you from fucking my husband? 330 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,123 -Yes. -Oh. 331 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,708 I wanted to apologize for that. 332 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,337 Well, you did it. Problem solved. 333 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,841 I think what happened is I never saw you as a real person. 334 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,384 Oh, good, there's more. 335 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:31,222 You were this abstract idea from another time in Archie's life. 336 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,433 Obviously, he still has feelings for you. 337 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,351 How could he not? 338 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,855 I'm sure you don't completely know how you feel about him. 339 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,065 All I know is I fucked up your life 340 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,900 and blew up every plan I had for my own. 341 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,529 And there's only myself to blame for that. 342 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,283 Well, you should also blame him a little. 343 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,660 I do. 344 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,079 Thanks for your time. 345 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,542 How are you? 346 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,420 I mean, with the whole... 347 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,590 How are you feeling? 348 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,051 So far, scared mostly. 349 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,638 But we'll see, you know? 350 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,187 What the fuck? 351 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,981 I didn't want The Review to go online. 352 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,359 You can do this. Get The Review back. 353 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,944 You're the Dean of Faculty. 354 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,571 -Embrace your power. -Cheese plate! 355 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,947 -Comin' in hot. -Ooh! 356 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,991 Of course, it has more nuts than cheese. 357 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,452 His diet is primarily nuts. 358 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,870 -Oh, he's a squirrel. -I like nuts. 359 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,538 But I also like hot chocolate. 360 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,706 How did you drink both of those? 361 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,749 Yeah, that was too much. 362 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,083 That's too much crunch, too much sweet. 363 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,418 -You gonna get sick. -No, no. Oh! 364 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,045 Hey! Are you-- Is-- 365 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,838 -Was it you two? Is this... -What now? 366 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,590 -Oh, no, no, no. -Hm? 367 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,217 Apparently, he had a one-nighter, so... 368 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,595 Oh. It wasn't me. 369 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,639 I'm seeing somebody, and he's great, 370 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,183 but boring, and a bad kisser, and I hate him, but wait. 371 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,268 Who are you sleeping with? 372 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,520 You know... 373 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,938 if you get a cracker 374 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,607 that's big enough, you can put a piece of cheese, 375 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,608 a fig, and a nut on it. 376 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,654 Oh, shoot, Katie's upset about something. She wants me to come talk to her. 377 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,321 You can just talk to her when she gets here. 378 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,491 I don't think she's coming here. 379 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,160 Okay, hold on, hold on. Alright, alright, alright. 380 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,079 Alright, let's just be calm. 381 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,622 Could you text her back, please, and tell her 382 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,624 that she made a commitment to come here, 383 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,501 and that Dylan is excited about playing games? 384 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,419 Wait, this is a game night? Oh, sh... 385 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,797 -I hate games. -No, be calm, please. 386 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,882 -Uh-oh. -Could we just be calm, please? 387 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,342 Greg, everybody's calm. 388 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,593 -Okay? -Okay. 389 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,095 See, he gets an idea in his head, 390 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,389 and if it doesn't happen exactly the way he imagines it, 391 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,807 he starts to kind of freak out. 392 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,434 I am not freaking out. 393 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,353 Yeah, that's not your regular voice. 394 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,522 And when he starts to, like, slow it way down, 395 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,856 you are fucked. 396 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,900 And I would appreciate it... 397 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,653 -We're fucked. -...if the two of you did not... 398 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,406 -He's doing it! -...gang up on me. 399 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,448 -No games. No games. -I'm so scared. 400 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,950 -Stop it. Stop it. -It's terrifying! 401 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,326 -We stopped it. -Stop it, please. 402 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,869 Okay. All I can say is, 403 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,538 I'm really glad that he found you. 404 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,872 As a friend. 405 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,791 When we were married, he had, like, two friends. 406 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,794 Well, I only had one at the end 'cause you slept with the other one. 407 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,471 Beth, would you care-- Do you want a fig? 408 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,681 I don't want that. 409 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,601 God, I appreciate you making the time, Walt, 410 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,061 but this heat is just unbearable. 411 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,521 It's supposed to be uncomfortable. 412 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,607 We do hard things to make ourselves stronger. 413 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,942 I mean, look at those abs. 414 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,445 What do you do, a couple hundred crunches a day for those things? 415 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,989 No, I'm not really keen on any kind of exercise, truth be told. 416 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,908 I am resisting the urge to strike you right now. 417 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,661 Hey, listen, this "for Katie" thing-- 418 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,330 How did Sunny's interviews go? 419 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,500 Yeah, she said fine, I think. 420 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,211 And you didn't dig any deeper than that, I suppose? 421 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,839 That's a lucky girl. 422 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,467 To be clear, you're upset 423 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,802 because your precious little car got painted again? 424 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,096 No, it was my dry erase board this time. 425 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,306 Huh! 426 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,143 Someone's trying to get under your skin, and it's fizzling out, Archie. 427 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,646 And it won't continue unless you put gasoline on the fire. 428 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,481 And let me tell you something, you're gonna be tempted to 429 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,149 -because you're a weak, vain man. -Hey. 430 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,109 I am not weak. 431 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,987 Resist the urge. 432 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,532 I hear you. 433 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:20,993 Do you eat bread? 434 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,329 Pasta, too, yeah. 435 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:27,041 Quite into lasagna at the minute, but I would never say no to a gnocchi. 436 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,751 Risotto. Ravioli. 437 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,920 Get out. Just get out. 438 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,840 Elizabeth, come on! 439 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,258 -Wh... -Come on. 440 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,718 -What? -We were just razzing each other. 441 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,804 You were razzing me, I was razzing you. 442 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,306 It's me, Mr. Razzles. 443 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,642 You wanna be mad at me forever, be mad at me forever. 444 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,602 But things weren't great when I blew us up. 445 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,229 And I take responsibility for that. 446 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,732 And I also feel terrible that you were so lonely. 447 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,276 But I have a big life and a career. 448 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,321 And it's not like I was just gonna give that up 449 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,990 so that we could stare into each other's eyes all day. 450 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,952 I'm sorry if you were my best friend. 451 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,328 -Oh, come on, not-- No. -No. 452 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,371 -Don't do that. -Oh, damn it! 453 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,580 No, no, no, no, I... 454 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,167 I didn't wanna rehash this this weekend. 455 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,293 Then, why are we? 456 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,130 I don't know if we know how to stop. 457 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,301 Beth, I am trying so hard to get to that sweet spot with you 458 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,512 where we can be friends. 459 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,765 And I was doing pretty well up until about ten minutes ago. 460 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,478 Just give me another chance, come on. 461 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,774 I think we should cut our losses and... 462 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,736 know that we did the best we could. 463 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,613 I'm gonna go see Katie. 464 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:46,412 My dad's being, like, so unsupportive about my singing lessons. 465 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,913 Do you know what my potential is? 466 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,415 Yeah, like, you could have a career. 467 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,332 Like, tell me... 468 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,752 This doesn't sound good 469 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:53,669 Angelic. 470 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,297 Hello. Hi. Can I see you in my office, please? 471 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,632 -Yeah, of course, yeah. -No, I wasn't talking to you. 472 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,510 -Gina. -Gina. No, I was talking to Liv. 473 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,678 "Talking to Liv"? 474 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,054 Oh, yeah, I'll... 475 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,931 I'll be right there, for sure. Right now. 476 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,017 Can you watch my bag? 477 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,185 Yeah, of course. 478 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,612 Why do I feel guilty for sleeping with my own husband? 479 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:24,533 I might not be the best person to ask 'cause I was, you know, the Archie. 480 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,911 Just tell me what to do. 481 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,204 That's not me, I can't-- 482 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,831 -Greg does the emotional stuff. -Yeah. 483 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:31,999 -Right? -Yeah, no, I know. 484 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,793 You're the dad, he's the mom, whatever. 485 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,586 I don't feel super comfortable 486 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,172 talking about my sex life to Mrs. Doubtfire. 487 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,507 He'd die if he knew I called him that. 488 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,134 Are you kidding me? He loves that movie. 489 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,219 Well, I mean, any movie, really, 490 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,012 where a man dresses up as a woman. 491 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,639 -The Birdcage. -Birdcage. Yeah, sure. 492 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:52,770 I've kind of always done whatever the hell makes me happy, 493 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,230 which doesn't always work for me, 494 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,315 but that's mostly 'cause I'm pretty selfish. 495 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,608 -You? -I know. 496 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,943 -No. -I know. 497 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,402 I know, shocking. 498 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:05,908 But the thing is, my dear, you have the kindest heart. 499 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,830 You might actually be able to pull it off. 500 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,836 How was that? Did that sound like something 501 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:17,878 a mom would say? 502 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,089 I'm gonna ask Dad. 503 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,841 Oh, alright, fuck it. Yeah, do that. 504 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,430 Do you know why I've asked you here, Liv? 505 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,683 -Yeah, I think I do. -What you've been doing recently 506 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,060 has been driving me absolutely insane. 507 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,228 I mean, and I actually... 508 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,857 -I was warned not to do this. -No, no, no, no, no. 509 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,483 I, like, dated my high school band teacher. 510 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,985 -Yeah. Yeah. -I can be discreet. 511 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,486 -Wait, I beg your pardon? -Yeah. 512 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,448 Oh. Oh, sorry, this Green Initiative shit. 513 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,284 But you can't tell Gina about this. 514 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,369 I get to. 515 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,204 Oh! No, no, no, no, no, that's-- 516 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,998 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. 517 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,207 That's not what I meant at all. Could you-- 518 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,500 I would never do that with you. That's not-- 519 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,835 That is no disparagement on your appearance. 520 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,838 I mean, it's lov-- Oh, fu-- Okay, you just go. 521 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,424 -Okay, just go, please. -Mixed signals! 522 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,968 No, no, no, not-- Not mixed signals. 523 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,678 But very-- Very clear signals! 524 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,600 Just working late. 525 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,645 -Putin, he's-- -Yeah, he's the best. 526 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,938 Well, not... 527 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,817 -Good night. -Good night. 528 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,909 Pretzel! 529 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,539 Are we fucking playing grab-ass? 530 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,083 Come on, back to one. 531 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,794 -I got all day. -Hey. 532 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:44,006 Ugh, that's chunky. Hey, Coach. 533 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,425 Greg Russo. Walt asked me to come by. 534 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,801 I'm not sure you got-- 535 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,930 Yeah, relax. I'm Jake. 536 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,390 I know why you're here. Glad to have you. 537 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:58,228 I'm on a whole new path. Working out, going to the meetings, the whole shebang. 538 00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,563 Great, great. 539 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,315 I really appreciate your support. 540 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,484 Oh, my pleasure. Happy to help. 541 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,111 You think I can stay sober? 542 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:09,698 I... 543 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,034 -Well, we just-- -Ugh! If the answer's no, you just say it. 544 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,787 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure you got this. 545 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,914 Thank you. 546 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,417 I'm 100% hopeful. 547 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,294 I needed that. It's been a day. 548 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,171 My kid walked in on me in the garage last night. 549 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,881 I was jerking off listening to Aerosmith. 550 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,634 -Okay. -You ever look at your kid, 551 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,552 and you know he thinks you're a loser? 552 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,013 No. I have a daughter. 553 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,265 Trust me, she thinks you're a fucking loser. 554 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,226 -Sure. -Okay, well, 555 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,852 enough about my demons. Go get loosened up. 556 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,187 -You can jump in there. -Okay. 557 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,897 Seems like it's gonna be fun. 558 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,775 Guys, this is Coach Russo! 559 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:45,943 Don't be dicks. 560 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:49,029 Hi, Coach. 561 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,240 -Go, Greg! -Yeah, Dad, go, Dad! Whoo! 562 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,533 Skate backwards! 563 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,328 -There he is! Coach is back! -Watch out! 564 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,081 -Oh! -Ah. 565 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,791 Oh, that was bad. 566 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,501 I'm okay. I'm okay. 567 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,546 I almost wish someone had told you to leave it alone. 568 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,047 Well, I tried, Walt, 569 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,924 but then I saw her wearing these bloody pink shoes. 570 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,884 I don't think you should talk about what she was wearing. 571 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:11,927 That's smart. 572 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,137 Could we speed this along? 573 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,596 Joanie and I already made the popcorn, 574 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,473 and we're watching the first season of Pachinko. 575 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,183 She won't let me turn on the subtitles, 576 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:21,061 and I, honest to God, have no idea what's going on. 577 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,312 -Walt. -Not a clue. 578 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,148 Let's focus. 579 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,735 Okay, as the Dean of Faculty, I don't think Professor Bates is at fault. 580 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,278 Yes, see? 581 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,238 Women helping women and helping men. 582 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,614 -No. -No. 583 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,408 But the lights going off in the academic buildings 584 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,410 is a major liability, so I think 585 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,412 that we should put a hold on the Green Initiative 586 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,831 just until we research best practices. 587 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,584 -Maybe a year or two. -That's interesting. 588 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:47,463 You'll be able to put The Ludlow Review back in print. 589 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,465 Bravo. I've been waiting for this. 590 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,800 Oh, don't act like you knew this is what I would do. 591 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,302 You see what he's doing? 592 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,098 No. Sorry, I was sort of still thinking about my own thing. 593 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,476 The young lady already said that it was a misunderstanding. 594 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,978 Big misunderstanding. Yes. Yes. 595 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,898 Well, yeah. I'd never sleep with a student. 596 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,776 Well, I'd never sleep with a student of mine. 597 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:09,902 That's a big no-no. 598 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,154 And that's actually a big distinction that Sunny and I often make, 599 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,906 and I'm very clear to make that. 600 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,408 'Cause she's-- She's a post-grad student. 601 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,951 It's more like a peer. 602 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,456 I think I'm gonna go. Can I go? 603 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,124 -Would you? -Sure. 604 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:26,877 How does it look? 605 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,546 -Ah! -Oh! 606 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,050 You asshole. 607 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,551 Fucker. 608 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,096 -It looks better though, right? -No, I'm-- 609 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,222 -No? -No, I'm gonna get wine. 610 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,264 Do you want wine? 611 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,016 -I could go for a wine. -Sure. 612 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,060 Oh, could I get a straw for the wine, too? 613 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,228 Thank you. 614 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,690 -How's she doing? -She's gonna be okay. 615 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,692 -Mm. -I guess. 616 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,403 She did call you Mrs. Doubtfire. 617 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,657 Oh, my God, I love that. 618 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:01,120 Hello? Katie? How's my wine coming? 619 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,247 Goddammit, Mom! 620 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,414 I'm sorry. 621 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,543 I'm biased, but she may be the best kid ever. 622 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,419 I do not disagree. 623 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,587 I miss her. 624 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,384 You know, we're doing Thanksgiving in a couple of weeks, if you feel... 625 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,301 coming. 626 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,095 More than welcome. 627 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,349 -You know what? -Wait, Dad, 628 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,184 did you take this down 'cause I gave you shit about it? 629 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,061 That's sad. If you love it, you should keep it up. 630 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,187 No. No, no, no, no. 631 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,231 Mom, he takes this with him everywhere. 632 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,858 Oh, my God! 633 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,819 That's the-- That's from when we were in Italy. 634 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,571 I'm wearing the hat. 635 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,990 Aw. 636 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,909 Why do you still have that? 637 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,412 I don't know, I... 638 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,707 I guess it just makes me happy. 639 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,798 Hello! Who wants wine? 640 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:59,052 You know, you guys, I've got an early morning. 641 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,762 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -I'm gonna have to head up. 642 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,055 No, me too. 643 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,599 -Night, Mom. -Good night, sweetie. 644 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,142 -Love you. -Love you. 645 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,103 -Sweet dreams. -Uh-huh. 646 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,357 Good night. 647 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:14,985 I'm sorry. 648 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,488 I thought you were... 649 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,783 -I didn't know you still-- -It's okay. 650 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,243 I'm getting there. 651 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,289 Divorce is hard, as you know. 652 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,125 You're doing it right, though. 653 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,169 Clean break. 654 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,046 Yeah. 655 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,383 Honey, you don't have to stay here. 656 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,177 I'm good. I'm good. 657 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,144 You were conceived right after that picture was taken. 658 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,355 -Oh, my God! -It's true. 659 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,733 That could have been such a nice moment. 660 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,797 Bye-bye.